Porn, porn, porn, porn aaannndd porn

June 2, 2009

Maybe there are more men out there with submissive tendencies than you or I (or they?) suspect.

My grand piece of evidence is all the porn out there that features a woman with a mean look on her face barking at the poor fellow laboring over her to “fuck [her] pussy harder!”

I call it ‘porn sneer’–that contorted, angry face that some female porn performers use in place of the ecstatic o-face or the more typical look of boredom.

The woman’s (faked) orgasm will be accompanied by noises that would be suited to an alley cat fight. I mean, with her frantic pumping, bared teeth, unnatural breasts, and three-inch-long fake nails, the average female porn star is already kind of terrifying. Throw in that scowly, crazy-eyed look and you’ve got a snarling, snapping sex monster on your dick.

Who would find sort of energy attractive but a guy with a bit of a submissive side?

I find the porn sneer to be somewhat off-putting, perhaps because I’m dominant. I sort of like it when the girl or girls are smiling as if to say, “This is a slightly awkward situation (or position), but I will at least try to look engaged and interested.” It’s the sort of smile one assumes during a job interview or first date.

But I generally find porn aimed at heterosexual men to be kind of dull, or gross, or not very sexy. My problem is almost always the female performer, who usually does not seem to be enjoying herself. Then thoughts of female exploitation in the adult entertainment business creep in and I just start feeling sorry for the poor girl. Yes, perhaps there is no basis for my pity, but damnit, that’s what happens when I watch a typical porn flick. And pity does not make for arousal.

So I prefer gay or bisexual porn. MMF threesomes actually make a lot more sense (and are way sexier) if the boys involved are bi rather than carefully trying to avoid touching or looking at each other. The performers in the bi porn I’ve seen usually seem to be enjoying themselves more. I mean, after awhile doesn’t hetero-oriented group sex just seem like a lot of joyless pumping and thrusting to you?

I like scaring my sub by bringing up forced bi, but I’m actually not sure how hot it would be. I’d probably get my dominant thrills from the forced aspect, but watching people have very disengaged sex is just not that sexy. So, you know: Bring on the bisexuals!

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2 Responses to “Porn, porn, porn, porn aaannndd porn”

  1. Andrew H Says:

    I have a number of women friends who watch gay porn for pretty much same reasons – all the performers look like they’re actually having fun.
    What I hate about straight porn is the shoes.

  2. scott Says:

    although I am not bisexual, I would love to be tied up and tormented as you described, cock bondage and teasing…or better yet, completely bound and helpless


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